Borrowed from my blogging buddy MCF. Although I round the post off at 10 names, instead of the 13 that he has. I just like round even numbers better
Plus skank and stripper names, seem to be kind of redundant.

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Lyndon Ramoutar (I’m not telling my middle name)

2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(mother’s and father’s middle names)
Blank Blank (They don’t have middle names)

3. STAR WARS ® NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Ramly (Doesn’t sound very Star Warish)

4. DETECTIVE NAME:
(favorite color + favorite animal)
Black Tiger (Wouldn’t that essentially make me a Panther)

5. SUPERHERO NAME:
(2nd favorite color + favorite drink, and add “The” to the beginning)
The Red Coffee (Wonder if I can get Starbucks as a sponsor)

6. FLY NAME:
(first 2 letters of 1st name + last 2 letters of last name)
Lyar (Great, I sound like a Heroes reject)

7. STREET NAME:
(favorite ice cream flavor +, favorite cookie)
Rocky Road Chocolate Macadam Nut (Maybe the next flavor Ben & Jerry’s make)

8. GANGSTA NAME:
(first 3 letters of first name plus ‘izzle’)
Lynizzle (Snoop Dogg would not be very impressed)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(“Black” + the name of one of yor pets)
Black Sunshine (It’s sad, when your Goth name sounds better than your Gangsta one)

10. STRIPPER NAME:
(name of your favorite perfume or cologne + favorite candy)
Issey Miyake L’eau d’Issey Pour Homme Snickers (I charge by the letters Ladies )

…Later

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