Never, Ever, Ever!!

Borrowed from my friend MCF If it’s Bold, that means it’s a true statement. Stuff in brackets, are just little side notes from me. I don’t know how they came up with the questions? But it’s Friday, so I’m just going to relax and go with the flow

I‘ve never watched Titanic. (You’d have to put me in a chair like in Clockwork Orange, to get me to watch)

I’ve never read Pride and Prejudice. (Saw the movie though)

I’ve never been drunk.

I’ve never played Laser Tag.

I’ve never skipped in a public place.

I’ve never laughed at an inappropriate moment.

I’ve never cried over a movie. (I miss when Disney movie’s corrupted our childhood. Yes, Bambi & Old Yeller got to me)

I’ve never cried reading a book.

I’ve never cried while watching a TV show.

I’ve never had a threesome. (Although I have a few ladies in mind)

I’ve never made a Twitter. (Don’t look over at the right sidebar)

I’ve never read anything by Charles Dickens. (It was the best of times, it was the worst of times)

I’ve never been in love. (I’ve come to realize, most of my relationships were just about lust)

I’ve never skipped school. (Was so bored in High School, I would only show up for tests during my last two years.)

I’ve never owned a rabbit. (I’d like one. But my track record, suggests that I should avoid them. I’m not very good with plants, animals & small kids)

I’ve never sung solo in front of a crowd of 100+ people. (I don’t want to be the next William Hung)

I’ve never played Guitar Hero. (I suck so badly at this game)

I’ve never had more than four siblings. (Never even had one)

I’ve never jumped off a swing.

I’ve never been camping. (I’m not a big fan of the great outdoors)

I’ve never read a Harry Potter novel. (I’ve seen almost all the movies)

I’ve never watched a Heath Ledger movie. (Haven’t seen Brokeback Mountain! But I saw the rest of his films)

I’ve never watched High School Musical. (The price you pay, if you have younger kids in your family)

I’ve never made a sibling cry. (I’m sure, I would have)

I’ve never stolen anything.

I’ve never broken the law. (Does Jaywalking Count?)

I’ve never been in public without underwear.

I’ve never jumped in the sea fully clothed. (It was a long road trip & the AC was out. I didn’t have the patience to strip down)

I’ve never read the Bible. (Bit’s and pieces. But not the whole thing)

I’ve never driven a motorcycle. (But I sometimes stand next to them and strike a cool pose)

I’ve never met a celebrity. (William H. Macy, Meatloaf, L.L. Cool J. Neve Campbell & a few others, just can’t remember their names)

I’ve never written fanfiction. (Although, sometimes I think I should. For the geek cred)

I’ve never gone scuba diving. (Going underwater makes me nervous)

I’ve never dyed my hair. (Purple, Brown and streaks of Blond. All for Halloween or a school play)

I’ve never had a tattoo. (But I secretly want one. Just can’t decide on what to get)

I’ve never watched WWE on TV.

I’ve never taken part in a sports contest.

I’ve never been to a soccer match.

I’ve never danced to a Michael Jackson song.

I’ve never played a musical instrument.

I’ve never sky dived. (I like to have my feet firmly planted on the ground)

I’ve never eaten pet food. (I know of people that have though)

I’ve never read Twilight. (For what I hear about, I doubt I ever will. Don’t plan on watching the movies either)

I’ve never punched someone. (It’s how I meet my first best friend. We got into a fight, made up and have been friends ever since)

I’ve never swam with a dolphin. (See Scuba Diving! Although it would be interesting)

I’ve never broken a bone. (I’ve sprained or strained various body parts though)

I’ve never danced well. (Ever seen Elaine dance on Seinfeld. Well, I’m worse!!)

I’ve never been arrested. (I don’t do anything wrong. Just happen to be the wrong shade of color and out at the wrong place and time. Released the same night)

I’ve never owned a Playstation 3. (I’d like one though)

I’ve never watched a Batman movie. (Seen them all. Including the George Clooney one, which introduced the world to “Bat Nipples” Try getting that image out of your head)

I’ve never sang at a Karaoke Night. (One day, I might work up the nerve)

Well that’s it!! If you decide to participate, leave me a note in the comments; so I’ll check out your responses.

…Later

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