Meme-ology

I’m a bit under the weather and not really feeling all that creative. So I saw this over at my friend Mcf’s site and I decided to do it as well.

MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. All hail “Caesar”

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. I don’t really go to fast food restaurants all that much. I guess I’ll have to go with Lick’s

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Don’t really have one. Go to sit-down restaurants even less than fast food places.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. The typical 15%

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: I don’t think there is anything that I could eat for two weeks without getting sick. But I could probably live off just tea or coffee for that duration.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Sun-dried tomatoes, asiago cheese, bacon and chicken. Trust me, that combination is awesome.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A: Butter (real, not the synthetic stuff) and jam (cherry, or orange marmalade)

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: I keep it as a plain black screen. I haven’t used a wallpaper in about 5 years.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A: Two. Although we don’t really use the second one all that much.

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right-handed

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Does a splinter count?

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. In 1995

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. A old television.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Nope

BULLSH*TOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No. I already try to live each day as though it were my last. Knowing the day wouldn’t really change anything for me.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Max Powers, or maybe Steve Jobs

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Black or red.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Nothing that I can think of.

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. Only in video games, but never in real life.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Only in video games, but never in real life

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. I have standards, damn it!! It would take a lot more and I guess it depends on who it is!

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Are you frikkin serious, hell no. I’m kind of attached to my body parts.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. To quote Cuba Gooding Jr. “Show me the money”

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. I don’t think so! Heck, I don’t want to see myself naked, I couldn’t imagine anyone else who would pay to see that.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. After reading a story about a guy who died doing that. I think I’ll pass.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. It’s tempting. But I don’t really think you can put a value on someone’s life.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Usually my cell phone, some loose change, a pen and a few post it notes.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: I thought it was ok,before it became popular. Then it just got annoying to hear people quoting it all the time. Now I just find it boring.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: A bit of both.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Well I’m not disabled or a senior citizen yet, I still stand in the shower.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Yes. But I actually like being alone.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: I think three or four.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I haven’t had a run-in with the cops yet. But I’ve had friends and relatives that have.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Loved.

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: No one, I don’t even have a top 8.

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last friend you talked to?
A: Nick

Q: Last person who called you?
A: My aunt

Q: Person you hugged?
A: My dad.

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 22

Q: Season?
A: Spring.

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Yes, that’s about as far as I’ll go with this question.

Q: Mood?
A: Sick and run down.

Q: Listening to?
A: Flight of the Concords - Foux Du Fafa

Q: Watching?
A: The screen as I type my answers

Q: Worrying about?
A: Will my computer last long enough, till I’m able to get a new one.

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Bathroom.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: I haven’t the slightest clue. Not really very motivated to do much of anything.

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: The Princess Bride

Q: Do you smile often?
A: I try to, but I don’t do it as much as I should.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: When you get to know me.

Later…

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